Posted on 02/12/2011 6:13:43 AM PST by BunnySlippers
A hotel owner has caused uproar in his village after putting up a sign outside the building saying 'Poofters welcome here'.
Mike Saqui meant the sign to be a pointed reference to the case where a Cornish B&B owner refused to let in gay couples.
But many in his village in Hampshire's New Forest were left outraged and he was given a strong talking to by the police.
Mr Saqui wrote the message on the sandwich board outside his Penny Farthing Hotel, on a main road in Hampshire's New Forest.
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Now I know where NOT to stay in Cornwall.
LOL! Can’t win either way, can you guys ...
LOL
"Corn-holing welcomed in Cornwall...."
Ain’t that the truth.
Hey, at least the guy didn’t say “Fisters”. Which would’ve been equally true.
A “strong talking to” by the police sounds silly.
"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomazewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burn Unit of Cornwall Hospital. Tomazewski and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in.", he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomazewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball. Tomazewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
Yes, it does. I’m sure they have no actual crime in this burg, since the police have time to lecture businessmen about being overly welcoming, but not sufficiently sensitive, to homosexuals.
“Is your name not Bruce?”
I would be even more worried if there was a sign “Entry in Rear”.
I love Brits ...
ARTIST: Monty Python
TITLE: I’m a Lumberjack
Lyrics and Chords
I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat’ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
He cuts down trees...
He’s a lumberjack...
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flow’rs
I put on women’s clothing
And hang around in bars
He cuts down trees...
He’s a lumberjack...
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I’d been a girlie
Just like my dear papa
He cuts down trees...
He’s a lumberjack...
Hahaha....poofters have no sense of humor. Their lives revolve around their dysfunction.
Haha!
I think it is hilarious!
Unfortunately, in modern England, this is a police function. There are so many laws against speaking out against homosexuals and muslims that I’m surprised he wasn’t charged with a crime.
An anal gerbil canon?
You learn something new every day.
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