“but it will mark the ultimate decline of civilization if we permit them to have the slightest influence over our cuisine.”
Lies perpetrated by the Italians and the frogs. I enjoyed the roast lamb and beer, and beef wellington.
Only someone with the palate of a goat could find those dishes comestible
I endeavored to partake of the 'Fish and Chips' in the center of London.
Nope...nope, nopity-nope. I would rather have a greasy gag inducing six dollar plate of Long John Silver's..thank you ever so much.
When I eat breakfast anywhere in the UK, I get funny looks because I reflexively stick my tongue out. I'm sorry, someone needs to tell the person who puts the mushy tomato next to my undercooked eggs and bacon that they are committing heresy.
My last time in the area, the spouse and I lived off store bought bananas and instant coffee and jumped for joy when we found a Dunkin' Donuts.