[ConservativeStatement]

Chair Hog meet the Porthole.

[Past Your Eyes]

Nine months after they get back there will probably be a lot of....
Uhhh, guess not. Never mind.

[dfwgator]

Now, men, I run a mans' ship. I will run it in a manful and masculine way! I will tolerate no men under my command who act in such a way so as to discredit their manhood and manliness! Do I make myself clear?

Captain Ned: Is this how men act on a man's ship? Where is your manliness? Fighting on deck is a serious breach on my articles of strict discipline! I'm afraid the guilty party is in for a very severe punishment!

Sailor #1: Captain.. I did indeed take Mr. Spunk's spot. I'm ready to accept my punishment..

First Mate Spunk: Captain! I threw the first blow. If anyone is to be punished, let it be me. I ask only that whatever you do, please don't put me in a tight-fitting Lassie costume and make me eat from a monogrammed dog dish.

Sailor #2: [ entering ] Captain, I encouraged this fight - punish me! Make me wear nipple-pinching clothespins, sir!

Sailor #3: [ entering ] Me, Captain! Punish me!

Captain Ned: Stop! I've heard enough! Your manly admission of guilt is most manful. However, as your Captain, it is I who must bear the full masculine responsibility! And therefore, I will be punished. Spunk! Take me alone! I want a boiling oil rub..

[rambo316]

Hey, is Barry, Rahm and Larry Sinclair going to be sharing a cabin?

[Onelifetogive]

Royal Caribbean's Allure of the Seas

Mental note: Avoid this ship in the future...

[Bronzy]

When I heard this: Rob Halford, the lead singer of Judas Priest came out the closet as gay, I was told to embrace it by a family member. Now, I am a right wing bigot. To me it changes the whole perspective of his songs.

[Revolting cat!]

I wanna be on it, all the chick waitresses are waiting for me and Laz!

[Revolting cat!]

A lot of pregnancies will result.

[nutmeg]

Royal Caribbean's Allure of the Seas will set sail Sunday from Port Everglades on its first charter with nearly 5,400 gay and lesbian passengers. The "world's largest gay cruise" sold out in just three weeks, according to the sponsor, Atlantis Events Inc. of Hollywood, Calif.

Oh barf...

[LucyT]

Just noticed this on yahoo news:

Cruise employee found dead in Cozumel, Mexico

“...an autopsy determined the cause of death was drowning but added that Markiewicz also suffered a blow to the head. Police are investigating whether her death was a homicide, he said.

“Royal Caribbean spokesman Cynthia Martinez said the information the company had received indicated “she was the victim of a violent crime, and did Not drown accidentally.”

“A Royal Caribbean statement said Markiewicz, a Polish national, debarked from the Allure of the Seas on Friday and did not return. The statement said Markiewicz worked as a musician aboard the ship.”
More:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110207/ap_on_bi_ge/lt_mexico_cruise_employee_killed

[mitch5501]

80 odd posts and nobody's mentioned Cheech and Chong!?

"Buggery on the High Seas"

[lionheart 247365]

Sodom on the high seas ,

[Hot Tabasco]

Add to that mix their preference for Meth and I suspect the cruise will be one continuous orgy.........

I read a report once that said that promiscuous homosexuals will have up to 100 different encounters within a month's time.....That's what this cruise is all about.

[DJ MacWoW]

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[fabian]

the queer loveboat...o boy...

[The Comedian]

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

[Revolting cat!]

The biggest torture for the crew of this ship will not be the presence of the poofters - some, I dare say, many, are nice people with a great sense of humour, the likes of which you'll never find among the anti-homo crusaders among us, but that aside, the biggest torture will be:

And

[Darren McCarty]

Wonder if Obama and Larry Sinclair will be there......

[Ezekiel]

The "world's largest gay cruise" sold out in just three weeks, according to the sponsor, Atlantis Events Inc. of Hollywood, Calif.

[prairiebreeze]

A ship-ful of queers. Gag...

[Captain Peter Blood]

Might be interesting to see the passenger list for this cruise.