My fault, all those magnets i bought are pulling the earth’s magnetic field out of alignment...
gahhhhh
Get them of your fridge now !!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Nah, Ol Rip here has been pumpin’ heavy iron lately in the gym. All that iron in motion disturbs the Earth, guess I’ll have to back off on the weight some. It’s a shame too, I was workin’ my way up to doin’ a military press with a Peterbilt.