Aco-ordinated pizza bomb.
Call every pizza joint that delivers to send pizza to the church about the time she is speaking.
“pizza here for a mrs Hillery Rodham.”
No, no, send barbecued Chicken! There was some problem about the fact that Michelle made a statement that she heard that Charlotte had great barbecue. So, send in the barbecued chicken.
Or, "Candy-gram for Mongo".