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Man killed by fighting rooster
Bakersfield Now ^ | 02/04/2011 | Eyewitness News

Posted on 02/04/2011 8:50:54 PM PST by speciallybland

EARLIMART, Calif. — A Lamont man was killed earlier this week by a chicken.

Jose Luis Ochoa, 35, was stabbed by a knife attached to the leg of a fighting rooster, the Kern County coroner's office said Friday.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; US: California
KEYWORDS: california; chickenlickin; cockedup; cockfighting; darwinaward; gamecock; joseluisochoa; karma; poultry; rooster
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To: speciallybland

What an eggstremely stupid man. Did he die sunny side up?


41 posted on 02/04/2011 9:43:15 PM PST by piasa
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To: RichInOC

Well, Mr. Ochoa was apparently a “bantam” weight fighter.


42 posted on 02/04/2011 9:43:37 PM PST by Brass Lamp
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To: Brass Lamp

Well, now that the man’s deceased, will his ghost be a poultrygeist?


43 posted on 02/04/2011 9:48:53 PM PST by piasa
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To: speciallybland

44 posted on 02/04/2011 9:51:08 PM PST by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: RichInOC

OMG! I haven’t laughed so hard in ages.


45 posted on 02/04/2011 9:53:02 PM PST by melsec
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To: speciallybland

Three cheers for the rooster.


46 posted on 02/04/2011 9:55:28 PM PST by bgill (Kenyan Parliament - how could a man born in Kenya who is not even a native American become the POTUS)
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To: bigbob
Sounds like the work of the Wonderful White-winged Warrior

ChickenMan!

47 posted on 02/04/2011 9:59:05 PM PST by Thumper1960 (A modern so-called "Conservative" is a shadow of a wisp of a vertebrate human being.)
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To: speciallybland

He was cold cocked.


48 posted on 02/04/2011 10:03:29 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously..... You won't live through it anyway.)
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To: beebuster2000

Hey! I know I’m an hour late but that was my line.

Dirty bird. /s


49 posted on 02/04/2011 10:05:36 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously..... You won't live through it anyway.)
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To: speciallybland

Although this breed of rooster hates others of his kind, the Shamo is unusually friendly to humans, often following them around and begging for attention. They sure look intimidating.

50 posted on 02/04/2011 10:17:42 PM PST by Darnright (There can never be a complete confidence in a power which is excessive. - Tacitus)
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To: speciallybland

On a wing and a prayer...


51 posted on 02/04/2011 10:24:18 PM PST by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: speciallybland

Sounds like a cover story. I would guess he got stabbed with something more than a fighting spur.

Far as fighting, I fail to see how it is any more cruel than pulling their heads off and cooking them. Or locking them in an 18 inch square steel cage for a year then killing them.


52 posted on 02/04/2011 10:32:39 PM PST by tickmeister (tickmeister)
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To: FlingWingFlyer
When roosters are banned....

only criminals will have roosters...

53 posted on 02/04/2011 10:59:28 PM PST by spokeshave (WTF....the only thing 0bambi's investments will get us is a bullet train to bankruptcy.)
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To: One Name; Slings and Arrows
Seriously, though...if he was stabbed in his lower leg, and died 2 hours later at a hospital...wouldn’t a tourniquet applied on scene or early on have saved his life?

We did CPR. We kept at it right up until he finally quit bleeding, but he died anyway. We learned from TV and newspapers that one should always perform CPR on a victim.

54 posted on 02/04/2011 11:00:23 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
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To: piasa
This gives a whole new meaning to the words "Chick-Fillet."

I think you win.

55 posted on 02/04/2011 11:01:41 PM PST by Defiant (There is no line on the march towards marxism that Democrats won't cross. Democrat=CPUSA)
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To: ApplegateRanch

Pumped him out, did ya?

I’ve done sheep that way, but the intent was always to eat them.

First Aid is confusing- they keep changing things, like the number of breaths and compressions. I give up. Better get rid of the chickens before someone gets hurt.


56 posted on 02/04/2011 11:12:07 PM PST by One Name
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To: One Name
Yeah, pumped him out. That is one of my pet peeves with TV/movies and “journalists”; “CPR” is used almost synonymously with “first aid”.

“Plug the leaks, then worry about the pump & aerators”.

57 posted on 02/04/2011 11:20:03 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
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To: speciallybland

His chicken came back to roost..


58 posted on 02/04/2011 11:28:37 PM PST by Hardraade (I want gigaton warheads now!!)
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To: speciallybland

a poison spur maybe, hey, they dope horses don’t they?


59 posted on 02/04/2011 11:30:40 PM PST by rusureitflies? (OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD! There, I said it. Prove me wrong.)
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To: tumblindice

¿ Quien es mas macho ?


60 posted on 02/04/2011 11:36:29 PM PST by BunnySlippers (I love BULL MARKETS . . .)
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