Whoa. Steatopygia.
Felis_irritable: Whoa. Steatopygia.
I don’t know what scares me more; that you used that word, or that I didn’t even have to think about it much less look it up.
The lady ain’t callipygian!
Kudos. You have used two of my favorite words (you left out 'defenestrate' and a couple of others). Callipygian and callipygous were highly useful (if sexist) words in college to describe young ladies -- and I'll never forget former Atlanta Braves outfielder Ralph Garr, who was the epitome of steatopygian. The man had a butt like an end table. My brothers and I swore you could open a bottle of Coke, pour half of it into a glass, and place the glass and half-filled bottle back on the shelf of Ralph's butt. He could hit the ball in the gap and race to a stand-up triple without spilling a drop.