[Above My Pay Grade]

Why can't I shake the suspicion, that somewhere there is a much taller, better looking and more intelligent man, born at the same hospital, on the same day as Ron Jr., who has always wondered why he never fit in with his nutty, lefty parents and siblings? Come to think of it, he's probably a FReeper.

[ScottinVA]

Why can't I shake the suspicion, that somewhere there is a much taller, better looking and more intelligent man, born at the same hospital,

Yes, there was... always wondered what happened to him...