[Kenton]

Now wait a minute! Just the other day I read about some school cafeteria that served fried chicken and waffles on MLK Day, and they were accused by the PC Police of pandering to "racial stereotypes" and therefore RACISSSS...

Is not FLOTUS doing the same thing here? Is she not black? How can she, in good conscience, perpetuate this racist stereotype that black women with big arms enjoy barbecue? Is she not also engaging in racial stereotyping?

I think that it should be completely off limits for black people to publicly express a preference for things like barbecue and fried chicken, because...

Aw hell, I can't figure any of this out... Thinking like a liberal is a lot harder than I thought.

[Dr. Ursus]

She left out Newports and Malt.