[HiTech RedNeck]

You liked to twist the tails of puppies and kittens when you were a kid, didn’t you?

[dalereed]

“You liked to twist the tails of puppies and kittens when you were a kid, didn’t you?”

No, I hit them in the butt with a squirt gun loaded with gasoline to see how far they would go before they ran out of gas!