Can you just imagine Anderson Cooper counting 10 punches?
Ow! One!
Ouch! Two!
Yikes! Three...
Stop! Four...
Who counts when they’re getting beaten?
One! Hit him again!
Two! Let me get this on video!
Three! Oooo! This will make 6pm highlights Anderson!
Four! This is great for your ratings, Coop!
Five! Hit him once for me, Achmed!
A pu**y like Cooper who has time to count how many times he's being hit since he won't defend himself.