She is a horrible person. Do you want me to describe her sexual acts on females or do you want to remain in denial?
Nonetheless, what does her sexual preference have to do with the topic of the thread? Your needless/useless comment threw the whole thread off-topic. Are you some sort of paid disruptor?
Well, I certainly wouldn't object. If you could write an account with sufficient descriptive flair that the reader can imaging himself as a fly on the wall of Ellen and Portia's bedchamber during one of their conjugal encounters, I'm sure you would have the eternal gratitude of heterosexual male FReeperdom. ;-)