Hey, Alan! Someone told me you were...gasp...Jewish! What a coinkidink! So was my ema. And my abba. And my brother. And my grandfathers, and my grandmothers, and all of my aunts and uncles, and all of my cousins...except one by marriage.
Guess what that makes me. Need a clue?
Well, I’m guessing you’re not Sunni or Shiite.... (sarcasm)