Posted on 01/26/2011 7:31:07 PM PST by Nachum
Surveillance video appears to show drug smugglers using a catapult to transport narcotics over the border between Mexico and Arizona near Naco. (Video courtesy of U.S. Customs and Border Protection)
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They’ve been watching too much Monty Python.
I say we use similar equipment on them - mortar rounds!!!
Just for the record that is not a catapult it is a trebuchet.
But when does the press ever get anything right?
I fart in their general direction...
First it was the Jumping Bean.
Now it’s the Flying Burrito Brothers.
We could put the Pumpkin Chunkers on the border to counter them.
But I have to ask... WTF? Over?
$20US worth of PVC and an air compressor, and they can get more distance, faster reload, and overall higher throughput. Not to mention quicker to build.
Given the state of the economy, I am available for technical consultation of a purely theoretical basis.
/johnny
We could use the Punkin’ Chunkin’ machines to send back the deportees to Mexico:
Jose: “But you said the US would fly me back to Mexico!”
INS Agent: “We just didn’t tell you HOW you would fly back!”
I bet they got the idea from this VW commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuC6jeKjTdg
Here are a couple of other “unpimp my auto” VW commercials.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfWScRkqqRo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgEvy60bZYI
The vehicles they are driving look like militarized Hummers. Are they mexican army?
If it’s an airwar, I say we counterattack with Flying Purple Peeple Eaters
Or they could have just got a ladder and passed them over the fence...but that wouldn’t make a good vid.
They couldn’t even make it a counterweight trebuchet. Lazy drug dealers.
But the threat of lawsuits and restraining orders when I casually mentioned that I wanted to build one keeps me from flinging ceramic bathroom fixtures into Johnson County. From Tarrant County.
/johnny
When the fudge did Naco get fenced in with border fence?
They were initially using it to fling illegal immigrants over the line...
...but they had to come up with a different plan when the bodies started piling up on the US side.
By the weirdest coincidence some strange woman gave me her card with the same phrase on it the last time I was in Vegas...
If you check out the last few seconds, it looks like USA uniforms. Note the lights on the fence. This might not be the Meskin border. Also note that if this was from the Border Patrol vid, it seems to be taken from 'there' side.
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