I have a deep negative emotional reaction to chickification, however it is branded.
Oh, and it was WAY before my time, but I know what “Monday, Monday” and “MacArthur Park” signify, although I think both songs are faintly ridiculous.
To say "faintly" ridiculous is a poor choice of words; Mark Twain had something to say about that. But if you actually understand lyrics that were intentionally written to have no particular meaning, then I guess I can understand your understanding of English usage.
As the cockroach might say, no chitin off my ventral carapace.
Oh, btw, I don't live in TX, and today was the first time I heard of "True the Vote."
Misogynistic snark from cranky old geezers does not count as a rational response. I am describing reality, not defending it.