[April Lexington]

Obama tradition that stretches back to Obama's non-mysteriously dead grandmother.

NOBODY, and I MEAN nobody gives up the ghost the night before her grandson gets elected as the First African American president. You hang on until the results are in. Then you check out. The adrenalin alone would propel you. I think she was snuffed to keep her mouth shut...

[The Comedian]

How dare you suggest a historic Halfrican Marxist would snuff a typical white person simply to acquire almost limitless power.

Except for all of recorded history, there is not a single instance of that sort of behavior ever noted.

Your vitriol is duly noted, you Palin-esque, Beckish brute.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.