I'd never get elected. Too honest. And brutal. And brutally honest. Plus I find the concept of ruling others to be nauseating.
And if by some miracle all the parasites stayed home on election day and I got into office, the first thing I'd do is dissolve 98% of the Federal government, sign an executive order making firearms ownership mandatory, and pull every member of the military back to the continental United States (telling them that before they left wherever they are currently stationed, grab as much loot as they could before they board that C-130 plus offer them $1000 bounty for each Muslim head they pacify) and put them on the border. Alaska doesn't need our help, and screw Hawaii.
Oh, and I'd declare all of Orange County CA to be a live fire practice range, and being a member of the Democrat Party to be an act of espionage to punished with death immediately upon experience of reasonable suspicion.
But thanks for the endorsement.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.