[The Comedian]

The good news is that Iranian women are now permitted to attend the local Chippendale's show during soccer matches.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[MasterGunner01]

Meanwhile, the on-field entertainment between soccer periods will consist of Muslim males crooning love songs to sheep and serenading goats (while the women attend a Chippendale show).