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Who's your seat buddy? Congress pairs off for State of the Union unity display
The Hill ^ | 1/22/2011 | Jordy Yager

Posted on 01/23/2011 6:36:12 AM PST by chickadee

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To: grobdriver

IMO the Republicans are being played like a fiddle. If you comingle the troops the shrinkage in the number of Democrats and its significance will be much less obvious. But I’m sure there will be other fiction or comedy shows somewhere on TV that I can watch instead.


81 posted on 01/23/2011 10:37:15 AM PST by Grams A (The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
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To: Qwackertoo

# 66

I am glad you are a fan of Paul’s:) Thanks.


82 posted on 01/23/2011 10:37:22 AM PST by chickadee
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To: screaminsunshine

They will hold hands as they walk in and make sure their partner wee wee before they walk into the chambers.


83 posted on 01/23/2011 10:40:23 AM PST by bmwcyle (It is Satan's fault)
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To: bmwcyle
They will hold hands as they walk in and make sure their partner wee wee before they walk into the chambers.

Perhaps they will be "sharing a blanket" as well.

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84 posted on 01/23/2011 11:12:19 AM PST by TLI ( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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To: Grams A
But I’m sure there will be other fiction or comedy shows somewhere on TV that I can watch instead.

Why, hell yes.
Who could stand to watch the idiot go on and on about how great he is and how wonderful his reign has been?

I have a sock drawer to rearrange...

85 posted on 01/23/2011 11:16:20 AM PST by grobdriver (Proud Member, Party Of No! No Socialism - No Fascism - Nobama - No Way!)
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To: All

OMFG....Why? Why? Why??????


86 posted on 01/23/2011 2:03:15 PM PST by riri
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To: digger48; Qwackertoo

Michelle Bachman is giving the Tea Party Caucus response after Ryan gives his. Michelle’s response should be worth watching, too.


87 posted on 01/24/2011 7:27:39 AM PST by Seattle Conservative (God Bless and protect our troops)
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To: Seattle Conservative

Thanks for the information on Michelle Bachman, I will enjoy hearing what she has to say her also.


88 posted on 01/24/2011 8:17:24 AM PST by Qwackertoo (New Day In America November 03, 2010)
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To: ml/nj
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ACTION: Let me tell it to the world!

SNOWBOY: Just tell it to the judge!

ACTION: Dear kindly Judge, Your Honor: my parents treat me rough. With all their marijuana, they won’t give me a puff. They didn’t want to have me, but somehow I was had: leapin’ lizards, that’s why I’m so bad.

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ACTION: I’m disturbed!

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JUDGE: Hear ye, hear ye: in the opinion of this court, this child is depraved on account he ain’t had a normal home.

ACTION: Hey, I’m depraved on account of I’m deprived!

JUDGE: So, take him to a head-shrinker.

ACTION: My daddy beats my mommy. My mommy clobbers me. My grandpa is a commie. My grandma pushes tea. My sister wears a moustache. My brother wears a dress. Goodness gracious, that’s why I’m a mess.

HEAD-SHRINKER: Yes! Officer Krupke, he shouldn’t be here. This boy don’t need a couch, he needs a useful career. Society’s played him a terrible trick, and, sociologically, he’s sick.

ACTION: I am sick!

JETS: We are sick, we are sick, we are sick sick sick; like, we’re sociologically sick!

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ACTION: Hey, I’ve got a social disease!

HEAD-SHRINKER: So take him to a social worker.

ACTION: Dear kindly social worker, they tell me get a job; like be a soda-jerker, which means like be a slob. It’s not I’m anti-social, I’m only anti-work; glorie-osky, that’s why I’m a jerk!

SOCIAL WORKER: Yechh! Officer Krupke, you’ve done it again! This boy don’t need a job, he needs a year in the pen. It ain’t just a question of misunderstood: deep down inside him, he’s no good!

ACTION: I’m no good!

JETS: We’re no good, we’re no good, we’re no earthly good; like the best of us is no damn good!

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HEAD-SHRINKER: The trouble is he drinks!

SOCIAL WORKER: The trouble is he’s crazy!

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SOCIAL WORKER: The trouble is he’s grown!

ALL: Krupke, we’ve got troubles of our own!

JETS: Officer Krupke, we’re down on our knees …

ACTION: … ‘cause no one wants a fella with a social disease!

JETS: Hey, Officer Krupke, what are we to do?
Gee, Officer Krupke, krup you!

89 posted on 01/24/2011 8:27:48 AM PST by BlueLancer (Nuke Austin from orbit .... it's the only way to be sure.)
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To: BlueLancer
I know about the song, but I was really thinking of the dance at the high school gym.

ML/NJ

90 posted on 01/24/2011 8:34:52 AM PST by ml/nj
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