Posted on 01/23/2011 3:30:36 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
Stupid girl.
I’m a little surprised the Sheriff would just stand around outside and take “you can’t come in” for an answer when he was responding to a 911 call.
Connecticut chimp attack victim
Chimp ate some of her fingers too
When will some people learn that wild animals will act like wild animals no matter how much we see human characteristics in them
At least she has a face left. She is lucky.
I saw on tv - must be true, that when chimps enter their teen years they get vicious and almost always go for the face.
That was the reason given for Michael Jackson getting rid of his chimp.
On the other hand, that’s not what messed up Jackson’s face.
“A lot of the people who run animal sanctuaries like this are complete flakes”
We were at the local PetSmart looking at the fish when we overheard the tattooed/pierce female employee talking sickenly sweet and loudly to a large fish in a tank, “Hello! Hello! You’re my new best friend!” She was serious.
Thanks for posting.
I miss Gary Larson’s weird humor and wacky cartoons.
Wow! I just read it. Evil clowns and evil chimps.
“...Bleeding the vet went to his car, got a hand gun and emptied it into the chimp. PETA was very upset.”
The vet should have reloaded...
Most probably just refuse to believe the truth about Chimpanzees. A lot of people seem to have no clue to the fact that even the biggest and strongest of men simply have no chance against an aggressive mature Chimp. Only the winner of the world’s strongest man contest might be close to matching a chimp for strength but that doesn’t make up for the teeth and the bite pressure.
Probably a piranha - the more dangerous the animal is, the sweeter and more loveable they seem to find it!
(Actually, piranhas are tiny, so it was probably some other vicious species...)
LOL! I truly believe she loved this fish more than any human being. Probably pro-abortion, too.
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