Borrow some of Humbles zombie deer for added protection if you use that boat again.
Yes, technically I am the father of the zombie deer due to them becoming that way because of my coffee, but it was Humblegunner who first thought, “Hunh, what happens if I feed this yak barf that D-sheare calls coffee to those deer?”
And a new breed of horror was unleashed.
And it’s yours free just for 19.95 plus shipping and handling!
[Shipper not responsible for missing deliverymen in transit due to zombie deer attack...]
That the double brewed tar you have spoken of in the past?? Hehe. I am considering roasting my own coffee. We have a wholesale bean seller here in town.... Muahahahahahahaha
Did you know, that lighter roasted beans have MORE caffeine in em? True story mate!