If in fact the record cannot be found and Dear Leader does run in 2012, but would be ineligible, then expect some crisis during which he will declare elections postponed until some future date... and thereby assume dictitorial powers for life...
I have never heard of someone not able to produce a birth certificate. Just what game is being played here?
I would think the Secret Service has some patriotic personnel and at some point they are going to think: this unknown dude is destroying our Country....