Those dead penguins clogging my intake had totally, like totally dude, lost their self esteem. They saw no reason to continue living. It is all George W. Bush's fault.
When a dead polar bear washes up on your lawn, you'll change your tune, AGW denier!
“When a dead polar bear washes up on your lawn, you’ll change your tune, AGW denier!”
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Actually I expect to see live polar bears soon considering there is still ice and snow outside from Monday’s storm that left six inches and that is the second sizable snow storm already this winter, the first was on the 26th of Dec. This is supposed to be South Carolina, what happened?
Oh, wait, never mind, I forgot, AGW causes snow.