[rottndog]

conservative commentator Ann Coulter wrote a column, "They shot the wrong Lincoln," and calling then-Senator Chafee a "half-wit."

Ann was being much too generous here....Chafee's a quarter-wit at best.

[Kenny Bunk]

It is well known in New England that there has not been a functioning brain in the Chaffee gene pool since the Civil War. However in general, the people of Rhode Island just ain't right, as a "conversation" with any of the natives will quickly demonstrate. It's got to be something in 'Gansett Beer, or the drinking water.

I pray that some day they come to their senses and let Buddy Cianci run the whole state.

He too, is one tomato short of a salad, but he certainly did an excellent job with Providence, personal peccadillitos aside.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Ann was being much too generous here....Chafee's a quarter-wit at best.

Or witless!

witless - (of especially Chafee) lacking sense or understanding or judgment nitwitted, soft-witted, senseless stupid - lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity