Woman shot after man drops pistol at eatery

Houston Chronicle ^ | January 13, 2011 | Mike Glenn

[Cincinatus' Wife]

A woman was struck by gunfire Thursday night after a pistol discharged when it was dropped by a patron at a restaurant in Kingwood, Houston police said.

The woman and the gun owner were both customers at Raffa's American Bistro, 1660 W. Lake Houston Parkway.

[50mm]

[50mm]

I tried to warn those two, but they wouldn't listen.

Eddie Haskell? Is that you?

[Salamander]

Some bastard is already using “School’s Out” as a soundtrack for his “Kill Sarah” YouTube.

Best not be heading down *that* lane, tonight.

I am so far beyond livid it’s not even funny.

[Salamander]

You have an “appointment with the vet” tomorrow, BTW.

[shibumi]

OK... ok ...so you like The Shatner.
You'll get over this ... Right?

RIGHT?!?

(Pregnant pause with angst - in the best Shatner tradition.)

[Semper Mark]

I haven't laughed this hard in years.

My wife even came in to check on me.

(I'm in tears.)

[Salamander]

Teddy Roosevelt after his Lasix treatment.

[Salamander]

Don’t *make* me shoot you in the foot.

[Salamander]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyEKm-D3Fcw

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[shibumi]

This from a woman who complains about bi-lingual labeling at the hardware store?

[Salamander]

So it’s my fault the best quality vid has subtitles?

You can learn to sing it in Spanish.

[Salamander]

I have other uses for you, darling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuyGecXu4zw

[shibumi]

"Al pensar en usted, la canción en mi corazón sabe solamente la lengua del amor."

[shibumi]

Sounds even better in the original Klingon -

" bom Daq wIj tIq 'oH muSHa' vaD SoH!

[Publius]

The Klingons insisted that Shakespeare sounds better in the original Klingon.

[Salamander]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCmMDd8T5fg

[shibumi]

It did.

[50mm]

Or Irish

"Nuair a cheapann tú an t-amhrán i mo chroí a fhios ag an teanga ach an ghrá"

which looks very much like Klingon.

[50mm]

You do know the way to my heart, dear.