[shibumi]

Don't worry about Arizona Tommy.

I'll personally take you to a couple of bars near my neighborhood. It's a quiet little area on the Southeast side of Chicago, known to the locals as just "The East Side." You know - where "Fast Eddie" Vrodolyak hails from.

Guns are illegal in Chicago, and almost no one gets a carry permit. What could be safer?

(Just try not to make eye contact with any of the guys with crowns, teardrops or the number "13" tattooed on their faces and every thing will be hunky-dorry.)

[onyx]

Isn’t Timmy, err, I mean Tommy Brokaw from South Dakota? I recall that he did time in Los Angeles. too reporting the news with his lisp or speech impediment.

Now he’s skeered to go to Arizona?

B.S. He’s just mouthing elite, snobbery, balderdash.

[CAluvdubya]

That's perdect! Please, please take Tommy boy there!

What a putz he is.