“..or Mona, or Trixie, or Destiny, or ShaneequaMarie”
You fergot Roxy.
Or Taneesha.
On an aside, I was at a Burger King in Gainesville FL in the mid ‘80s and the clerk behind the counter was named “Virus” It was on her nametag. NO LIE.
People shouldn’t name their daughters (or sons) Virus!