Debate points. During the debates he can say... “When I was in Kabut meeting with the president...”
Bachmann, Palin, et al need to be quietly making some trips over there too so they can reply... “when I was at Firebase X the spec ops guys told me... well, your clearance isn’t high enough, I can’t repeat it verbatim, but...”
“Kabut” is code for “Kabul” in marron-speak.