[The Comedian]

The lefties were hoping he was Todd Palin.

I feel a "Chuck Norris" joke coming on...

If Todd Palin went on a "rampage", an entire Congressional district would be field dressed and jerked before the first call to 911 came in.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Charles Martel]

If Todd Palin went on a "rampage", an entire Congressional district would be field dressed and jerked before the first call to 911 came in.

Heh. I do marvel at the man's forebearance.