LOL...thanks for that chuckle...an obvious error in logic, but these are scientists we're talking about.
We may find that there were no scientists until there were grants, and the entymologists can study "grant grubbers"...
There you go, offering suggestions. I wonder how much the grant grubber study will cost us and how many followup studies will be required? After all, there is the grant grubber grabber to be considered.
:-)