Posted on 01/07/2011 5:41:04 AM PST by marktwain
FORT MYERS, FL- A Fort Myers man wakes up early in the morning and remembers he left expensive tools in his SUV. He goes out to lock it and finds a man sitting in it.
Fort Myers resident Hank Free says,"The door was open like this, and he was in there, and I came around here and I really surprised him."
Free says he was surprised too. It was 2:30 in the morning and a stranger was sitting in his SUV.
"I said what are you doing in my truck."
Deputies say 19 year old Austin Yeomans, clutching a bag of burglary tools, begged Free to let him free saying that he lives just down the street.
Free says, "He tried to jump out and I shoved him back into the car."
He grabbed his appropriately labeled NRA knife sitting on the dashboard.
"It's got the second amendment on it where we have the right to bear arms. I said if you try to get out, I'm going to stick you, so he stayed there. The funny part is that all I had on was my underwear so I was holding him at bay with this little tiny knife, and I said, now what am I going to do."
Hilarity. The young dumbass has a MySpace page that is still up.
By all appearances, he is one of those individuals who are called a “douche”.
http://www.myspace.com/austins_rad_yo
Austin yeomans’s Blurbs
About me:
My name is Austin Yeomans. I live in Ft. Myers flawdaaa.(THE 239).I love going to the beach and chilling with my friends. I like meeting new people. I love going 2 partys.
Male
19 years old
ft.Myers, Florida
United States
Hilarity. The young dumbass has a MySpace page that is still up.
By all appearances, he is one of those individuals who are called a “douche”.
Austin yeomans’s Blurbs
About me:
My name is Austin Yeomans. I live in Ft. Myers flawdaaa.(THE 239).I love going to the beach and chilling with my friends. I like meeting new people. I love going 2 partys.
Male
19 years old
ft.Myers, Florida
United States
Nope, managed to get my sweatpants on, but the shotgun works just fine with or without sweatpants...lol
I thought it was a possum.
Not another stupid headline.
Burn down all the J schools before the collective IQ of the country totally tanks.
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