[The Comedian]

A pair of would-be robbers are in the hospital following an attempted armed robbery

That's terrible. Just terrible.

They should both be in the morgue.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Kickass Conservative]

>”They should both be in the morgue<”

I’ll assume the owner didn’t use Hollow Points in the 357.
If he did, one guy should be in the morgue and the other guy would be getting by on only one leg for the rest of his life.