[metmom]

pppfffttt.....

That line is as old as the hills.

It’s such a typical playground bully tactic that it’s not even funny anymore.

[BlueDragon]

What the heck are you talking about? SHeesh, I thought you might get a good laugh out of it. But now you're convinced I'm some demented Mormon?

Relax.

I don't get the "typical playground bully" reference. But the "depends" joke is pretty old, I'll grant you that, if that is what you were referring to as "old as the hills".