And look into the camera where a real live person checks that you match your license photo. And blow into the built-in Breathalyzer.
Yeah, I saw that. Sounds a lot like the private-sector "law enforcement" of the red-light cameras and the like.
I'd be sorely tempted to squeeze some freshly-mixed 5-minute JB Weld into the card-swipe slot. While wearing my "Groucho" nose and glasses, of course.