[The Comedian]

A caldera. Oh great.

Now I'm hoping it was *just* a Muslim Sarin test.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[BreezyDog]

My guess is that it was geophysical condition affecting the migrating birds.

Another thing that seems weird to me is that they were all Red-Winged Blackbirds. Male and female. I didn't see any other species in the news reports. Were there others?