You’re forgetting about rainbows, which focus the energy of prancing unicorns, into wind which can be collected by windmills. But just don’t build those windmills near me! It’s not that I don’t like the looks of them, it’s all that yucky rainbow-colored unicorn poo.
Someone will have to develop a turbine that runs on the unicorn-expelled rainbow-colored skittle feces.
True. Harnessing Rainbow Power should be Priority One.