I think he's literally incapable of telling the truth about anything, at any time. That's why even Hillary was in awe of him during their "debates". She's a super-liar married to a hyper-liar, and she recognized that Barry left them both in the dust. He's a mega-supra-meta-liar.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.