It’s a rhetorical device, but apparently goes over your head and under your knees.
There’s about as much chance of Vick having a beer with me as.........
As far as Seoul, their grilled doggie treats are wonderful.
Having sampled dog, it’s not bad, kinda like rabbit or maybe lamb.
Cooking with Vick - perhaps he has a future career as a Korean food show host!
I would guess that it has been decades since you have been to Seoul.