[TexasRepublic]

I once strayed too far south in Chicago. Scariest place I’ve ever been. The Amish there stare at you as if you had three eyes.

[Last Dakotan]

I once strayed too far south in Chicago. Scariest place I’ve ever been.

Me too. Once you get past the burn barrels and the packs of wild dogs, the locals tell you to leave for your own good.