[The Comedian]

Ban DDT, condemn millions to death by malaria.

Ban rat poison, bring back the Black Plague.

These people are better demons than Satan himself.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Unofficial NM Motto:

Land of the flea.
Home of the plague.

Actually have a science fiction convention called Bubonicon.