Hawaii has been plagued with heavy rains recently, and the Oahu village of Kailua has been forced to release untreated sewage and agricultural runoff into Kailua Bay and the beaches around the Obamas' rental home. County officials have posted signs telling tourists to stay out of the water but many Hawaiian visitors are going in for a Christmas dip anyway.
Kailua should take this time to rename the waste treatment facility after Barack Obama, president of the United States and sometime resident.
Sound extreme? There was some California town that did it to GW Bush.