[MBB1984]

I wonder how the Russians will do against our gay air force?

[Mi-kha-el]

I wonder how the Russians will do against our gay air force?

They will send only their prettiest male pilots on a mission, as a distraction.

[ThunderSleeps]

I wonder how the Russians will do against our gay air force?

Doesn't matter... Production of the F-35 and F-22 are going to be stopped. All new fighters will be two-seat tandem arrangements with a single shared "ejection seat."

But hey, at least on parade and in formation our pilots will look better in their tailored and tastefully accessorized flight suits! ;-/