[JRandomFreeper]

They shouldn't. It's bad here. Illegal aliens all over the place. Rattlesnakes in the silverware drawer. Black mold in the walls. Tornadobows. If I owned Texas and hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in hell. It's bad here. A scorpion just carried away one of the grandkids.

Really, really. Stay away from Texas.

/johnny

[Clara Lou]

LOL! Trying to keep Texas all to yourself?

[3rdcoastislander]

Once upon a time my dad guided some yankees hunting down here for white-tailed deer. When they shot their buck my dad cleaned the deer, asking them if they wanted the poison glands. They completely believed him that the deer had poison glands so we ended up with the tenderloins from that buck. It was very funny.

[NeverForgetBataan]

You forgot to mention the hurricanes, flash floods and sandstorms. C’mon man, get on your game.

[BubbaBobTX]

You forgot to tell them about the roaches!!!!

[Ditter]

You sure are right! Houston is a hell hole! We have more copperheads than rattlesnakes, I found one in my sock drawer this very morning! A buzzard carried off my Jack Russel terrorist and gasoline is selling for $10. a gallon. Worse even than that is electricity has gotten so expensive that air conditioning is out of the question except for multimillionaires!