POST OF THE DAY!
lol
;-). And I’m a nursing mother, too! The average suburban church lady who shops The Salvation Army Store and the clearance rack at J.C. Penney looks better than Michelle Obama most of the time.
I suppose I could look that bad, if I wore my 10-year-old’s Selena Gomez blouse with a random swath of tablecloth as a skirt, and Anoreth’s combat boots ... but I wouldn’t unless it was an emergency Hallowe’en costume.