“These people have to be dying inside, as their justifications and excuses for why their theory isn’t panning out become more ridiculous.”
It’s not a problem, bro. Just add a few more epicycles and all is well.
That is an insidous and unjustified slander of one of the greatest scientists who ever lived, Ptolmey. And I am serious. Ptolmey was great scientist, a far better and more signficant scientists than any of these global warming hacks, and a far better scientist than almost any of his critics.
Dude, my buddy Al twittered me just now with the this current news flash: after a tiring day at a conference, I suggested using some Climactic Epicycle to my outcall masseuse at the hotel, and-- well, just let me assure you that the results were sizzlingly warm, and earth-shatteringly global!!
/sarc