As El Rushbo, quoting Shakespeare often says: “Brevity is the soul of wit.”
If that had been Bo, he’d still be rambling around, hung up between bragging on himself and vainly scrounging around for a relevant thought!
Come to think of it; did Bo even BOTHER to send the Military Christmas (or any OTHER kind of) Greetings?
I couldn’t take his honoring the “corpse” again.