For a moslem he sure seems to play a lot of golf. I have been on the Marine base at Kaneohe. It will need sustained
decontamination on his departure. Should be a good drill for the NBC biohazard unit.
Merrry Christmas Mr President. Since you are closer to the Koreas while in Hawaii and in keeping with the spirit of ramadan this would be a good time to reiterate your appeasement plans to the Nork dork.
And while you are at it why not surrender the peoples house—you know, the rent free digs you and the czars homeyboys ghetto up with your african mandella grooves. Ive seen it all—and you are none of it. Best wishes.
*shrug* I'd guess they have plenty of experience with sand traps...