- Join your local Democrat Party.
Democrats In Name Only.
Remember to SMILE. Be pleasant. No really, I'm serious.
- You can decide if you want to reform the Democrats in your midst, or run them off a cliff.
As long as you speak in measured tones, you can say and do anything. They do. They'll stab in you in the back, or even right in the front, and act as if it is YOU that is the problem, because you got "hot" about getting cut.
So Dino's to be, Dino's in waiting, just SMILE, outwardly telegraphing agreeableness in all outward clues.
Study body language. Work on having friendly, open, facial expressions. (be subtle, less is more).
What's to worry? Isn't Barack the (half) magic half-Negro in charge now? He rules!
[ok, ok, i haven't yet figured out where we're going to hide the barf bags, until we get used to smiling to the tune of mmhm, mmmhm, mmmmM]