Oh...nothing except maybe a little Securities Fraud, Financial Institution Fraud, Slander of Title, Fraudulent Conveyance, Uttering Fraudulent Documents, Fraud upon the Court, and/or Bankruptcy Fraud, RICO Violations, Money Laundering, Conspiracy, Unfair and deceptive acts and practices under state law, Wire fraud, Mail fraud, Identity Theft, FDCPA violations, lack of controls, acting against public policy and it's charter therefore ultra vires (SOX Violations)....
Forget about that for now. Here's is some fraud EVERYONE can understand and wrap their arms around. Last night I finished the last chocolate on the first layer of a Whitman's Sampler. The box is nearly three inches tall and I knew just underneath the first layer I would find more chocolate covered toffee which is my favorite!
I removed the tray and what did I find? NOTHING but a cardboard filler. That's right. EMPTY!
Written with despair for mankind...our box is half empty.
You stand a much better chance of getting your other half box of chocolates, than the taxpaying citizens ever stand of seeing the banksters brought to justice or make restitution.
Sorry about the box of chocolates.
You remember what Forest Gump’s Mom said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what to expect when you open it up.” (may not be exact)
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If you make your own you know what to expect:
Free Download->
Title: Chocolate and Cocoa Recipes and Home Made Candy Recipes
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/13177/13177-h/13177-h.htm
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I have used some of the recipes and liked the results. Some of the measurements are a bit archaic, but work. The cookbook was printed around 1910.
You bought the special reserve Whitman sampler. That one is quality so you get less. I admit, I looked for the second layer also then realized what you did.
But they are tasty. I love Whitman’s. And they are made in the USA so that makes them even better.
I also got the dark chocolate box - it has the purple border - and it is fabulous. I recommend it. It is so good and again, made in the USA.
Can any court open up any inquisition? Are there any specific governing laws for inquisitions? (NOT for the matter about which the inquisition inquires, I mean the inquisition process itself.)
Even in the face of a naughty, naughty bank, we shouldn’t open up unconstitutional worm cans.