Babe
What an asshat. Here is something for you dumbass, I'm proud of my certificate of appreciation. You probably wouldn't understand, since you are harboring so much rage at the military. Guess what, they gave cerificates to my kids, too. Oh no! I guess you have a problem with that, too. Jerk.
I know you would be proud of such a certificate, babe. I got the read on your type LONG ago.
To be less harsh, I have gotten some certificates too, but usually destroy them when I get home. It’s just not what I want from life.
I am sure you are justifiably proud of your husband.